I wake up, and kpop fandom is in panic again. Uh...here are my two cents:

DEAR KPOP FANDOM,

STOP PANICKING.

IT WILL BE OKAY NO MATTER WHAT.

LOVE, MEI


No, really. Have a little faith. ♥

( TL;DR thoughts. You may disagree. )

ETA: Take a deep breath, guys. Let it out. Fans blowing things out of proportion is half the reason things got so ridiculous.

My miracle_ss fic got posted. Oh my god you guys, please read it.

i don't want to (but i'll always do)
Kibum/Donghae, Donghae/Jessica, PG-13, AU
Kibum will do anything for Donghae, but Donghae doesn’t know it.

It is unspeakably amazing, heartrending, and I love it so much you have no idea. You might have some idea if you saw the epic comment I left for it.

A nonspoilery rec goes thus:

(12:45:20 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: o-omg i am so happy with this fic *__*

(12:47:44 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: oh my god my heart my heart, kihae as children

(12:50:25 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: WELL I LOVE WHOEVER WROTE ME THIS FIC OKAY
(12:50:36 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: oh my god the little details, oh my god my heart T______T

(12:51:59 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: i love her, she should write kihae forever ;_____;

(12:56:46 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: ;________________________;
(12:58:44 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: oh
(12:58:47 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: this fic
(12:59:00 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: tbh, i never expected to get something so good out of the secret santa
(12:59:03 PM) sweet as sunshine ☀: but this fic

The author's not who I thought it was, but whoever it is has my undying love. ♥ I LOVE THIS FIC SFM GO READ IT NAO.



FLYING HOME IN TWO HOURS, WILL BE HOME TONIGHT. \o/ Let's see if I get any writing done on the plane. For the rest of you, watch SJM on 100% Entertainment and lol your heads off, okay? Do it for me and for the good of your soul. Subbed and painfully loltastic.

☆ So I was looking over some old comments and came to the realization that I like 'em cute but retarded:

mardigrasmaven: Donghae seems like the type to accidentally bike into a pool or something.
vanillacat: Hae was just kind of like "O w O? Donghai is so handsome! Look, I can say that in Chinese yay!"

But oh so adorable!

☆ Um, I might ship Minho/Donghae really, really hard. They are both really, really attractive and all over each other, it's basically the most adorable thing ever. And it'd be hot, okay. Don't lie. I'm going to stop staring at Donghae's thighs and resounding lack of ass now. (Eurgh, EunHae adorableness. Can I just ship their BFFery hardcore? 'Cause I really, really do. And while I'm OT: I really approve of how basically all of SJ is building up those biceps and abs. Yum. I like this trend, I doooo.)

☆ Also, I thought I should just mention: maybe I don't !!! enough over the rest of SJM on this journal (I tend to be, uh, Donghae-biased) but alskdghsdf every single one of them makes me smile so hard it hurts. They are all so attractive and hilarious and Geng should never stop being the cocky bastard he is in China, and Siwon should continue being the pervy foil to Geng, and Henry should be adorable and hot all while stealing underwear, and Ryeowook should continue being motherly and spastically precious and passive-aggressive about his SJM love, and Zhou Mi should sing for-fucking-ever with his mile-long legs and that smile augh (I could go on for days), and Kyuhyun should always laugh and lean into Mimi and be the most gorgeous thing ever. Cannot stop staring at QMi, all the time. Donghae should carry on as he does.

☆ The same thing applies for ships other than KiHae or QMi. I really, really, really fangirl HeeKyung, okay? Romantically, platonically, however. Their friendship is some of the most epic in the world and Heechul is amazingly loltastic. I could meta on their RL dynamic for ages but I won't and will just conclude with I looooooooooove theeeeeem. ♥ Another pairing I don't shout enough about? CINHAE. YOU GUYS I SHIP CINHAE REALLY HARD. (I blame Donghae, Heechul, and taylormercury.) Take my #1 and my #2 in fandom, and there's no way they don't go well together. Unf. Also, Minry, I have this secret burning love for it, jsyk.

☆ LOL Kibum. Look, smiling and with a haircut! I will always love you~

★ BUT THE REAL POINT OF THIS POST is to tell you that I love you, flist! And I am attempting to show that through fic... So here is where you can put in your 2009 Christmas drabble requests! ETA: C-closed! That was pretty fast, dies. It's going to be kind of themed.

Please give me the following:
--Fandom
--Pairing (optional)
--5 times/things/etc (+ 1 time/thing/etc) (+1 is optional)

Example:
--Super Junior
--KiHae
--5 love letters Donghae received and 1 he didn't

Because I want to be realistic about this, I'm limiting the number of requests to 12. For, you know, the 12 days of Christmas and all. :) First come, first served! All fandoms open, not just SJ (even if that's all I talked about in this post, lol) - if you know I've been in it, you can ask for it. ♥

I'm finished with all of my exams! I am officially halfway through with this whole law school business and pretty thrilled about it if I don't think too hard about the remaining 1.5 years, haha. To celebrate wrapping things up, I'm going to clean my apartment. Omg, you have no idea how awesome this will be. I love cleaning, okay? It produces instant, visible results, and I am all about that. Ahh the scent of chemicals in the air...

I am also writing, hurray! None of you care but I'm going to talk about it anyway, it's how I roll. That stupid corporate AU inspired by the Sorry Sorry Answer MV has grown to ridiculous proportions. Longfic proportions! It's like my muse is trying to turn me into black_goose and I'm all: Are you kidding? I'm not insane like she is! I can't juggle 20+ longfic WsIP! I am too ADD for that! Sadly, this fic is >15,000 and going strong. It requires so, so much editing once I'm done with it though, oh my god. I also refuse to post it before it's done. But I also want to post it before the year's out. In conclusion: I will be writing like a crazy person for a while, and now that finals are over, I should finally have the time! Which, naturally, means that I will lose all motivation...

Also working on some other things and have to sort out what I'm packing to take home with me on Saturday, because I actually have to do work over break. But I will be at home, and well-fed! I will see people, and also movies! That significantly improves life by a factor of 10.

Repimping the time capsule meme because...hoyah did it? I basically live in a cave re: fandom, okay? I'm staying in my corner over here waving my personal flags and being ignorant of everything else.

【THE TIME CAPSULE MEME】

Um, in conclusion, this is a boring post. I have a much more fangirly one planned for tomorrow ahaha. This is why I usually don't include life updates here, none of you care. XD I have a separate journal for that.

Now, to sushi or not to sushi? That is the question. /wanders off, hungry.

So I wake up thinking I'm still on hiatus, right? I look outside and make an :O face because it's snowing! I put on warm things! I settle down to finally watch the Seoul Song MV and find out that it is basically the most adorable thing in the world. For real. I want cute relationships like that, oh my god, it actually made me buy Kyuhyun being (adorably!) straight. And Shindong/Sunny was ridiculous because it had her class of kindergarten kids, what, and hwaiting!Teukie encouraging Taengoo and Siwon, and okay so Sooyoung's obviously never actually done ballet and she and Donghae never actually meet, but their spirits are entwined! Or something.

Um, so then I find this, and my morning/day/life goes to hell. OTL

(10:44:56 AM) sweet as sunshine ☀: this is what i woke up to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAfDHtaWGgg
(10:45:12 AM) sweet as sunshine ☀: me: .........it is too early in the morning for sex, donghae orz orz orz

No, this is a lie. It's never too early for sex, Donghae. ):

(10:45:21 AM) カイタン: OH MY GOD WHAT.
(10:45:36 AM) カイタン: U-usher? Really?

(10:51:04 AM) lee sungmin: fuuuuuuuuuuuck
(10:51:45 AM) lee sungmin: DID HE JUST GROPE HIMSELF
(10:51:50 AM) sweet as sunshine ☀: um KIND OF YES

One of the youtube comments on the video was, in essence: "He practically fucked her."

CAN I BE THIS GIRL, PLEASE?

Also, fuck my face, this version of his solo BEAUTIFUL is amazing. Not what's going to be on the concert album but ughhhh so hot still, I love everything about him. WHY IS HE LIKE THIS.

This post is brought to you by Lee Donghae being amazing. :( Goddammit Donghae.

Fuck, I'm so easy.

ETA: WHERE ARE ALL THE SJM VIDEOS ADLGKHF I NEED QMI FIXES PLEASE. You'd almost think I don't ship them anymore, with how I've been going on about Kibum and Donghae, but you'd be wrong.

This is how it happened, in summary:

tori: Have this link! Because I love you and want to distract you from life!
mei: *listening* Oh I remember this remix. Yay, now it is all clear and awesome! :D
tori: SORRY SORRY ANSWER IS SO GOOD.
mei: IA VERY MUCH.

mei: *emails people about the remixes!*
mishy: *emails mei about the remxies at the same time!*
mei: Great minds think alike!
mishy: I like the ending!
mei: Me too!

*then mei actually gets to the ending*

mei: OH GOD THE RAP
mei: OH GOD DONGHAE
mei: OH MY GOD I THINK I JUST
mei: DIED
mishy: Donghae rapped?

mei: OH MY GOD
mishy: OK. BREATHE.

OMFG HOTTEST HYUKHAE RAP IN THE WORLD. SLAY ME, WHY DON'T YOU, KPOP? I don't ship this! Except I so do! Fuck the shipping, just give me Donghae rapping all breathy and sexy and low for the rest of my life. alsdkghdj

Also, I love that there is finally a sexy hot clear version of the It's You remix 'cause, unf, straight out of Super Show II and that shit was hot. Arms abound! Jackets being thrown to the ground! ♥

This is why the holiday season is best. SSII concert album out soon! Aaaand hd_holidays continues to pwn my face. As do finals. Does anyone still believe I'm on my hiatus? I'M ON MY HIATUS GODDAMMIT.